You think you can get into my life this way? You think you can control my life in such a way? It's not even legal! Do you think I think it's funny to stand here and listen to your ridiculous'for my own good 'rant?! This is all because of you! If you hadn't gotten drunk in a bar and hooked up with my mother. If you hadn't left your ridiculous little tadpole in my mother's womb. If you hadn't...